Pursuit of Happiness Pin Ups Natural
This is the Only 4th of July Fabric You Need
I ordered this fabric on the 23rd of June to make doilies for my tea table. You see, I often entertain houseguests in my manor, and as the village's only American, I was expected to host a July 4th party.
As my doilies had grown worn over the long winter, I decided it was best if I took the opportunity to replace them with a patriotic fabric that would tell my houseguests I respected my heritage. I chose the Pursuit of Happiness Pin Ups Natural fabric for a few reasons. Paramount among these was how fit and strong it portrayed our forefathers. My great homeland is hard land worked by hard men.
Come the date of my July 4th dinner party, we erected quite a celebration. My famous moist muffins were a huge hit, and the ladies from the village could not pull their eyes away from my lovely knew doilies. The tea also must have been delicious as well, as loo seemed occupied the entire party.
I must report, I was a little surprised when I found one of my doilies in the loo after the party, I suppose someone was simply inspecting my fine stitching and found themselves wandering into the watercloset. Maybe I could make a toilet seat cover out of the stuff.
August 7, 2013